Wednesday, November 14, 2007

'Viva' Vs 'Om Saawariya Om'

Its very easy to screw your viva voce....especially if the night before, two blockbuster movies are being played back to back on your college video station, . Yes...I do mean Om shanti om and saawariya.

And let me tell you first about those two films...

Om shanti om :

Shahrukh khan proves that frenship is the ultimate thing and no one/nothing can exceed it....Of course not by jumping into fire to rescue deepika padukone but by acting in the film on farah khan's request. And the punch line of this movie is a lousy long heard sms 'If its not well, it is not the end'...which is then repeated again and again. Dunno farah khan wanted to make a spoof or a serious movie on reincarnation but she mixed up both and ultimately messed up the movie.

But do please watch this movie once...so u can better unstand the lashing movie reveiws and also you can actively participate among your freinds when it is being made fun of and better your fren's perception of 'This scene was the height of all...'

But a fresh deepika padukone did wonders for the film, i believe.... A good actress and already the first crush of many teens and umpteenth crush of many other.....

P.S : Dear deepika padukone!!! I am not even a junior artist but i do really like you.I cant jump in the fire for you but yes I can help you from drowning by jumping in the water. (and if farah khan is even a millimicron right The whole world should be busy trying to fix us up in a love bond.)

Saawariya:

Hear we have sanjay leela banshali back to his old ways... And whats with this song popping out every 10 minutes in the movie...Clearly he seemed to balance the void created by 'black'. And the son n daughter of two former son of greats did quite a good job in the film. But this time my wishes are not going to the heroine but the hero--Ranbir kapoor. what with his somewhat natural style of mischief and trying to be happy nature , I did like him.


And today finally (after having a tough time waking up early) when i went to viva with the bare minimum knowledge i could gather in the short remaining time, the professor was bent on making a hen out of me(remember murga banana)

#1 The idiot examines the whole report of mine and finally asks me to show the moulding machine in the report i'd written. Both of us knew that i dint draw it. Needless to say i couldnt show it and my excuse of 'couldnt find it in the reference book' did not go well with him.

#2 He somehow found a diagram without labelling in one corner and says 'I wont give you marks for this report....no..I wont*with a satirical voice*..BAh!!! why the hell did i write that 40 page report missing one good night's sleep.

#3 He pours down a bunch of workshop tools in front and asks me to identify which is the reaming tool..Believe me most of the tools look alike and when i finally selected one tool he says it is wrong... And then he asks me to find another tool the sleeve and after analysing thoroughly for some time i give the correct answer, he says 'you took too much time' Great !&#! I thought and to the final question when i answered it right within the time limits he asks me what is it used for? BAh!! #uc& ....Hit with the hammer again!!!

Somehow I come out of this viva unhurt just to find out there is another viva tomorrow morning..So i think i realy gotta go now coz i dont want to screw that one also...

P.S : GOd give me strength *not to pass the viva* but to keep my eyes away from movies and songs atleat this one night.

23 comments:

♥busy_writer♥ said...

haha, that is the funniest review i've read on om shanti om. hahaha.. u shld send it to TOI or sumthin. lol! :-p
but, lol is it that bad??
n saawariya, hmm.. sigh, the guy looks gay.
and lol, best f luck for your viva tomorrow! :D

Aditi aka Jiggs said...

lolzzz
nice read
have fun readin it
havnt seen both the movies not even plannin too
but yes viva w/o prep always goes dn cuaz after al even the examiner know v know nothing
lolzz
looking forward to more of ur posts
cheers

Arwindh said...

good one..

zahid said...

@busy writer

no way i am goin to send it to TOI... do you think i will have a better chance with deepika by making an enemy out of shahrukh and farah khanz and loosing out even on the little hope of being a junior artist

And your wishes just din work..I screwed todays viva too..But thnx for wishing

zahid said...

@Aditi

Yeah..REmember the jacks thing!!!

We are all this way at viva's

Mohan Kumar said...

nice one !!

Prajwal -> The Serial Hacker said...

good one..

i liked it very much....just keep that up !!!!!!!!!

zahid said...

@ arwindh

Thnx..

@mohan

Thnx..

@prajwal

thnx..I will

The Lover said...

he he...funny reviews...

Somya said...

lol..that was the most honest review I have read for both the movies...I am watching OSo tonite hope I'd be able to survive thru it...hmmm so u had some real fun in ur viva...somehow I used to find my viva's a cakewalk..all thx to being a fave of my faculty(its really helps to be in the good books of them) but yup I remember being given a tough time once...so hope your next viva went fine and u were able to impress the faculty.

Weekend Warrior said...

Hey, nice blog you have here. OSO was a nice masala entertainer though.. I guess I'd give Saawariya a skip.

Anonymous said...

good one......

zahid said...

@somya

I guess itz a lot of help to be a teachers pet..I used to be one in school..but now...no..no...no

Therz someone else in that place..

zahid said...

@lover

Thnx...

@weekend warrior

Do see it...

zahid said...

@anonymous

Thnx...Can i know you so i can read your blog too..

Cold & Silent..... said...

mayb u could becum a "ghost" critic...that way u wudnt even become enemies wid anyone... :)

zahid said...

@cold and silent

That way i can even get closer to Deepika padukone i gues..

Thnx for the brilliant idea..

|-|@r!$|-| said...

nice...enjoyd readin..

NERDSCORE.. datsharini4ya said...

hey dats an amazing review on saawariya... n bout ur viva... i think everybody has probs wid studies... dunno y dis bloody curriculum is the way it is...

zahid said...

@nerdscore

yeah...I share symbathies

@harish

Thnx...

Setu said...

lol..
nice review..

matty said...

lolz.....
i agree om shanti om was a crap...
didnt see sawariya though..

and dude...

vivas r meant to screw to...

keep writing..

Mahesh Chauhan said...

Lolz your posts remind me of chetan bhagat...writer of one night at the call center and five point someone. Your both writing skills have one common thing,thats humour. I must say you have a very good sense of humour and thats the first thing which clicked me while reading your posts. You mixed the viva and movie reviews very well. Man you should try to write some book, i will be the first one to read it